Delivery Information

Orders above $200 are sent freight free.  Otherwise shipping is $10.  We are happy to ship overseas — please contact us for a quote for postage prior to your order.

Orders are traceable and sent with Australia Post in a satchel that shows the sender as being Wilmoralah (no VIBRATORS R US to be found).  There is nothing on the packaging to suggest the reason you're taking the next week off is you've finally got your hands on the best sex toy around. 

Please leave specific delivery instructions if you'd like your order to be left somewhere safe.  We won't take responsibility for your German Shepherd using your new dildo as a chew toy if you ask for it to be left around the back.  Same applies to theft.

We want to get your order into your hands as soon as possible.  We aim for same day despatch but it depends on what time your order is received and when our courier collects.  If your order isn't despatched on the day you placed it it will definitely go the next business day.  You will receive an email to advise this.